The tour bus's picking us up in a matter of minutes! MAYHEM HERE WE COME!!
I've never been this excited my whole life! I'm feeling like a little child!
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Yea! Me too, dude! Gettin' all shaky here, man! WOOOOOO, dude!!:D
ReplyDeleteThe best of all: THIS YEAR, WHITECHAPEL, JOB FOR A COWBOY, LAMB OF GOD, CANNIBAL CORPSE, BEHEMOTH AND SLAYER IS PLAYING!!!
ReplyDeleteCan you believe that??? Sooooo killer!!!
And it's our only chance getting people to notice us, so be good, guys ;)
ReplyDeleteHELLS YEAH BITZES!
ReplyDeleteOMG, signing session tomorrow morning... Jeez. Lulz.
Or better: be bad! 8)
ReplyDeleteBe very bad and naughty boys :p
And dont make me come and get you in jail for being too behaved.
STFU Tahvo, we can party ten times harder than you, stupid goth! Wannabe emo, Lul.
ReplyDeleteWhat a temper, what a temper. Hmm I ought to whip your naughty metal being right here and now.
ReplyDelete'I saw the long switch of the teacher come slithering slong the floor as if a wind had sent it hither, and then it twisted and turned and rose and dropped into his waiting hand.
Behind him, the inner doors slammed shut and the bolt slipped into place with a loud metallic clatter.
I drew back in the bed.
"Its going to be a pleasure to whip you," he said, smiling sweetly, his eyes almost innocent.'
- Our great, worshipped author of the Vampire Chronicles, Anne Ric.
Yeah, let me kick your fucking emo ass you mutherfackin piece ov da slimy shite, you scum!!!!
ReplyDeleteFACK YA BITZ!
Oh my, someone really need to get his ass whipped.
ReplyDelete'"Do it. I hate you," I said. "Im a man and you deny it."
He came towards me, and grabbed at my head, and threw me face down on the bed.
"Demon!" I said.
"Master," he replied calmly.
I felt the nudge of his knee in the small of my back and then down came the switch across my thighs. Of course i wasnt wearing anything but the thin stockings that fashion decreed, so I might as well have been naked.'
- Once again, wonder Anne Rice. May all nighttime and moonlight be your future and lit your way to eternity.
Oh yeah, that's all you can do, slimy piece ov da shite? Quote some fucking shitty ass books with lame ass long words. You're just a lil' emo muthafucka arent ya? Fack off, just leave me and my fucking band members alone, emo piece of shite!
ReplyDeleteYoure really beggin for it, lil boy. Oh yeah, ill enjoy this, indeed i will.
ReplyDelete'I cried out in pain and then shut my mouth tight. When the next few blows came, walloping my legs, i swallowed all noise, furious to hear myself make a careless impossible groan.'
Youre really goin to get it, and believe me, im trained in it :p
YEAH, YOU ARE SO COOL? YOU KNOW WHAT!? I CAN FUCKING QUOTE SHIT TOO!!! ENJOY SOME FUCKING DEATH METAL, EMO SCUM!!!
ReplyDeleteROLL IT CANNIBAL CORPSE!!!
HAAAMMEEER!!! SMAAAASHEEED!!! FAAAACEEEE!!!
"There is something inside me
It's coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose of the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold
Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
Eyes bulging from the sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
Through the crack
Blood does leak distorted beauty,
Catastrophe steaming slop.
Splattered all over me
Lifeless body, slouching dead
Lecherous abcess.
Where you once had a head
Avoiding the prophecy of
My new found lust
You will never live again,
Soon your life will end
I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
Facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half
Crushing, cranal, contents
Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
Involuntarily pulpifying facial region
Suffer, and then you die
Torture, pulverised
At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
To kill as I please, No one can stop me
Created to kill, the carnage continues
Violently reshaping human facial tissue
Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now the way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead"
I can easily endure metal, remember where i met Matti some years back? Yes, i can still get you, lil boy, and im just goin to :p
ReplyDeleteYoure goin to writhe in pain, the agonys goin to eat you up.
Jukka, youve been a very, very, very naughty boy.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YA WANTED ME TO BE!?
ReplyDelete"Be very bad and naughty boys :p"
Ironic. Bitz!
Now, now, youre really beggin me to do it, eh?
ReplyDeleteWatch out for the tall man in the long black coat :p One day ill be there, and i cannot wait :p
*Scratching left ear*
ReplyDeleteYou want a soda, Santtu? ;-)
Oh, yeah, thanks dude! :D
ReplyDeleteThis is really exciting, huh man? :D
Ey gothbitch? You just come man!
ReplyDeleteI WANT A SODA TOO!
Texting to Janne... Finally speaking together again...
Is Janne another lil bad boy who needs a nice and good whipping? :p
ReplyDeleteOf course, Jukka, here you go ;.)
ReplyDeleteBut please use the bathroom before we go, would you? Not going to sit around with you two jumping up and down the whole trip because you need to pee ;-)
DON'T FUCKING TALK SHIT ABOUT JANNE, OR I'LL SWEAR THAT I WILL KICK YOUR ASS SO FAR INTO HELL, THAT YOU WILL BLEED YOUR EMO BLOOD ALL THE WAY THROUGH DAMNATION AND BEG FOR SALVATION! I WILL SMASH YOU SO HARD THAT YOU WILL BE MEETING WITH DEMISE IN A MATTER OF SECONDS!!
ReplyDeleteGET IT, Mmmkay?
Yeah, I'll use the toilet. :D