I am not perverted or gay, thank you very much

Hello, this post is going to be farely short as I only wanted to make clear that the rumours that I am gay is not true. I AM NOT GAY!!

And when that is said I just wanted to tell you that I am not a perv either ;-)



Thank you for your time ;-)
By the way: While you're here in the first place you could take your time to listen to some Cannibal Corpse ;-)


Cannibal Corpse - Fucked with a Knife:

Potato fuckers

Hello there mate, Matti bullied me into writing this post, man, and now he's glued to the screen trying to find my spelling mistakes, man, can't almost see what I'm writing, man

(Input from Matti: No I'm not.. Oh, wait, you have to insert a period up there.. After 'man' - After your second man)

Sorry, man, can't hear you, Cannibal Corpse's to loud, dude ;D

(Input from Matti: I am NOT talking, I am WRITING, and therefore you're right that you actually can't hear me, but that has nothing to do with this as you perfectly well can read what I am telling you)

No.. I can't, sorry dude ;D

Well, I thought my first post should be about his damned potato fuckers, man! ;D They're everywhere, mate! And I'm both talking of the potato fuckers themselves, man, AND the damned fuckers who actually eat them, dudy!

Hey man, let me make it clear why I don't like potato fuckers:

- They come from the ground, man. The damned shitty ground that we sit our feet on every day, dude. Some even shit on the shitty ground, man!

- They're evil, man! When you live by yourself (like I do, man) you sometimes feels the need to be with other people, man, så here comes the recipe, man:

1. You take a something, never mind, man. It can be well, a carrot, man, or something else.. It could be a POTATO FUCKER, MAN!!

2. You look very closely at it, dude, until you can see it's eyes and nose and all the features, dude!

3. You start talking to it, man, and then you will realize (if you took a potato FUCKER) that it's evil. It wants to talk about death, dude! It tells you about its life under the ground before some potato FUCKER dug it up from there, man! And it says that it want to kill you, man! Kill you and THE REST OF THE WORLD, MAN!!!

And THAT'S why I DON'T like those DAMN POTATO FUCKERS, MAN!!!!

(Input from Matti: I think you've had enough of that.. My turn, FUCKER!)

Heya boys!

You having a good and colie got nighty tonight yay? xD
Even tough it isses realy juast aft3rn00n, yay!

I eat many hootducks, yay! Dey good maynéé<33

S0, i were tinking maybélinne we should make neew soongs, ya?<33
I looooooooove ma' new CDs I got tooday, yay!
1 Cannibaal Corpsee, 1 In Flamës, 1 Children of B0d0m and 1 lAmP 0f g0d!!!
So, maybélinne we should make some great f'ing neew sangs ya?

Keep it reaaaal babies<33

- Mister Sexy Jukka

Sorry (again)

I have to cancel our weekly hour of practice this evening as a result of being sick :S

I hope you all see this in time, because I don't want you to get the same as me ;) My phone slipped off the coffee table earlier and the battery fell out and slid under the couch - that's why I am writing in here ;)

By the way: Did you notice that this is my third entry in a row where I'm apologizing for something?
And have you noticed that Santtu haven't written any entries yet?

Back home

I'm sorry I had to cancel this weekend's "meeting" but Elias and I was forced out of town to visit some family :S

Well, there's nothing wrong with the family, but I would rather had stayed here ;) My family's cool ...
My cousin, Emppu, is a bit weird sometimes though, and his little sister, Adele, is actually quite annoying at some points. She's the perfect daughter and takes all the attention from Emppu (I feel sorry for the guy).

But it was pretty nice to see them all again.. Emppu and I talked about music. He was amazed that I was in a band ;) He's a nice boy and he has some funny friends (they have a blog called http://vi-stener.blogspot.com )

And there was quite a lot of food too. Elias ate too much yesterday ... Threw up all over my favorite Cannibal Corpse T-shirt (but it's okay ;) I got it cleaned up). What I still think is very funny is to watch the looks on your family's faces when you walk in wearing such clothes :D :D

Long time, no see

As the title of this posts says: "Long time, no see"...

Actually, I have missed you all, guys... and this blog, of course. It was nice to read what you all have been through lately.

Persontly, I have been very busy with all the mock examinations these days, and I'm still a nervous wreck when it comes to marks - whether they are great or not... I'm so sorry, I couldn't be there everytime we practised (well, I was there only twice or something. :( )...

Well, time is barely as busy as then now, so I think I can spend some time with you now... And I'm glad to be back (in black) here...

I'm SO sorry!!

Oh my God! I'm so sorry everybody!! I really didn't mean to get drunk and write something in here like I did it in Jukka's last entry :/

Oh my ...! How can I make it up to you? :(

Wazzup

Yo, Wazzup?

i'm listening to raw cannibal corpse right now and I started thinking: "they're unique man, how do our band get unique?".. what should we sound like? maybee we should take down da' garage n' jam n' talk soundies, hell yeah!?